I started to carve a pumpkin with my carving knife and scoop
But the pumpkin got so scared
He took a little poop! It looked so cute and funny
Just like a candy treat
So I'm sharing it with you now Because you are so sweet!

OR

You're just plain spooky, so here's the scoop
no treats for you, just pumpkin poop!

Turkey Poop

(You could use choc. covered raisins. Milk duds might be fun too!)
Oh, no it's Thanksgiving Day, and the bird has flown the coop. There's really nothing left to say, except enjoy the Turkey poop.

Snowman Poop

Santa looked at his list, even checked it twice,
and he found out that you haven't been very nice. Since coal's so expensive, here is the scoop. Santa's filling your stocking with SNOWMAN POOP!

OR

I hear you've been naughty So, listen here's the scoop
I'm running short on coal this year so you get Snowman poop (use miniature marshmallows)

OR

You've been bad, and that's the scoop;
All you get is snowman poop!

Reindeer Poop

(use chocolate covered raisins or similar looking candy)
I woke up with such a scare when I heard that Santa call... "Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!" I ran to the lawn, and in the snowy drifts, those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts".
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
Neat little piles of "reindeer poop". But to throw them away seem such a waste, So I saved them, thinking you might like a taste! As I finished my task, which took quite a while,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as rose in the sky ~
"Well, they're not potty trained, but at least they can fly!"

Magic Reindeer Food (Mixture of Glitter and oatmeal)

Sprinkle on the lawn at night.
The moon will make it sparkle bright.
Santa's reindeer fly and roam.
This will guide them to your home.

I couldn't send you flowers,
And candy wouldn't do,
And mushy cards just didn't say,
The things I wanted to.

So I got you something special
And here's the inside scoop,
I found you something very rare,
It's genuine Cupid poop.

Easter Bunny Poop (Use jelly beans)

Here comes Peter Cottontail Hoppin' down the bunny trail
Hippity Hoppity Easter's on it's way!
But Peter couldn't wait so long
He left you a bag of Bunny dung to say
Hope this helps you have a hoppy day!

Leprechaun Poop (use green Tic-Tac mints)

It's time for the wearin' of the green
And the smallest people you've ever seen.
The luck of the Irish they carry along
And a pot of gold if you can hold them long.
But if you let them go too soon
Leprechaun poop will be your due!

OR

You're full of blarney So here's the scoop
No pot o' gold Just leprechaun poop!

Firecracker Poop (Use red licorice or red Tic-Tacs)

It's the birthday of the Red White and Blue
And I have a special gift for you!
With a flash and a Bang
And smoke that goes poof!
Here's your bag of firecracker poop!

Stork Poop (blue or pink jelly beans)

I heard the special day had arrived.
The big bird had flown his coop,
Bringing you a bundle of joy,
and a little stork poop!

Herd Startup Kit (Use white beans and
paint black spots on them.)
Directions:
1. Start your own herd.
2. Plant seeds in warm spot right side up.
{Cow will grow upside down if planted wrong}
3. Be patient, it takes a LONG time to start
your own herd.
4. For best results; moo softly while watering.

OR

Herd Startup Kit (Use white beans and paint
black spots on them.)
Directions:
Plant in a bowl of hay. Sprinkle with grain.
Shower with love. Before you

Mompack.com has the bags to create these Poop packs in!